Today, I want to pep talk you into 'making excuses'. See. I'm an optimist woman, or so I thought. I am a straightforward person though my fat mouth can hurt sometimes, but hey, I'm straightforward person, haven't I mentioned that already? I am not used to making sweet talks, blanketing the truth, seasoning lies with spices so that the lies will be more tasty, you get me? Cut to the chase, I don't admire excuses. Like, when you don't want to attend some occasions, just say, 'sorry. I don't feel like going'. When people ask why, like they usually do, just tell, 'because I don't feel like it. And I am too sleepy to even stand on my own two feet.' There. That's a valid reason. Not some mess up darn excuses like, 'because I need to send my bags because it's too heavy', or something like 'oops. I suddenly got an acute attack of headache. Acute.'. Meh. You know, everytime a person comes up to me and give that solid excuses, solid, people, I will just nod but in my mind, I have this huge laughter and this bad conception and bad impression. Well, like I said, I can't survive excuses if it gets too much, you know what I mean? Once, twice, ok. Everyone have lists of them. But too lot of them, boy I wanna explode. I just love 'em excuses. *bateyelashes*

1 comment:
like acute diarhea ke?? LOL
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